About Michael P. Ferrari

Michael P. Ferrari is the author of the novel Assault on the Senses

As a young boy, Michael Ferrari always dreamed of someday getting a potbelly and eating a whole pizza in one sitting. He accomplished that goal by the age of 8. Realizing his life was empty after accomplishing his life-long goals at such a young age, Ferrari hit the bottle pretty hard. He spent his days in a stumbling haze, trying to find meaning in his life. Instead, he found cigarettes and more beer. Life took a turn for the worst when, at the tender age of 22, he got arrested for karate kicking a trembling Michael J. Fox in the face during a drunken dispute over the logistics of a real-life time-traveling automobile. This served as a sobering wake-up call. These days, Michael lives in Conshohocken, PA and spends his time writing, binging and watching Entourage way more than anybody should.

Anyone interested in stalking Michael Ferrari can email him at MFerrari81@gmail.com or visit his myspace at http://www.myspace.com/assaultthesenses.

Me as a Simpson character